A good friend will help you move, a best friend will help you move a dead body.

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SCIENCE FACT: If you close your eyes, you won’t be able to see.

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Phones are better than girlfriends, At least we can switch off.

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she's so fake, if you look behind her neck. I bet it says "Made in china"

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I am so poor that i can't pay attention in class

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